If you click on the link, it says “7 Answers” at the top. It was enough to make me read on…
1) I never realized 7 was Blonde, he’s been hiding it well…
2) The answers mention water skiing, so it has to be reposted.
January-Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
February-Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels… Helllooo!! …bottles won’t fit in typewriter!
March-Got really excited…finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months …box said “2-4 years!”
April-Trapped on the Macy’s escalator for hours after the power went out!
May-Tried to make Kool-Aid…wrong instructions…8 cups of
water won’t fit into those little packets!
June-Tried to go water skiing…couldn’t find a lake with a slope.
July-Lost breast stroke swimming competition. Learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!
August-Got locked out of my car in rain storm-car swamped
because soft-top was open.
September-The capital of California is “C”…isn’t it?
October-Hate M&M’s..they are so hard to peel
November-Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days…instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!
December-Couldn’t call 911…”duh .there’s no “eleven” button
on the stupid phone!
What a year!!!