I watch a lot of late night TV… must of it is [adult swim] and every once in a while, although just about all of the shows are funny, there is a line or two that I find even funnier. Here are a few…
Shut up friends, my internet browser hear us saying the word “fry” and it found a movie about Phillip J. Fry for us. It also opened my calender to Friday and ordered me some French Fries.
– Professor Farnsworth in Futurama
This is probably especially funny for me and people that know me… I eat what many would consider too many French Fries.
I don’t want to tattle, but is Bobby really a doctor?
– Cindy in Family Guy
For some reason the Brady kids made a cameo appearance on Family Guy… still not sure why. But this line was especially funny… and more than a little bit sick.
Peter: Ah crap, since when did they change the meaning of “for” to “from”?
Brian: I think they had a meeting about it last night.
– Family Guy
Peter had just given away all of the family’s Christmas gifts.
He’s so cute… he can do two things at once time, eat and swim… oh, three things!
– Fry about Seymour in Futurama
Seymour was/is Fry’s dog and this is Fry talking about the dog swimming in the pizza sauce.
Fry: So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?
A Nibblonian: Yes, except that The Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock.
Once again… just a great line.